Footnote

~you said at the party I was to drunk~

In which Remus Lupin's hopelessly in love with Sirius Black, who's oblivious.

~It's not like the novels, no Pride and Prejudice at all~

Sirius however suspects he's gay but is scared to admit it, so he hides his feelings by dating many different girls at Hogwats.

~You ate at a restaurant, the host says we're cute. They think we're a couple, they bought us some booze. We shared the Moscato and laughed cause it's true. To me~