why are mcdonalds workers so hot!!!!
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pickle falls in love with the punk rock boy (knife) at his local mcdonalds then eventually KISS (oh my gyatt GAY PEOPLE GAYS GAAAAY GAAYYAY 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯)
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