Twin Dragons

How did my best friend's birthday turn into Thanksgiving?
You know, when everyone decides to air the dirty laundry they've saved for the occasion. I mean, we have family dinners every week still in the midst of my sister deciding to move out, my father getting engaged to a woman when my not uncle is sitting next to him, I'm warding off the jealous stares of my ex, the natterings of my current boyfriend, all while the bad-boy twins that are my future brother-in-laws, prove that men getting handsy under a linen covered table isn't something that only happens in the dirty books I read.......