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shit. shit SHIT. (a poolverine fic)

mossheadoctopus

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mossheadoctopus

logan (the world's worst wolverine) just newly moved in with wade Wilson aka Deadpool.

 At the start it was pretty tiring and annoying to have to share a living space with him. He is extremely loud Afterall. 
but over time logan got used to. He got used to everything about wade, the way he lights up when you mention certain topics. The way he smells after a shower and the way his eyes reflect so nicely in the sun.
wait. 
the way his eyes reflect nicely in the sun?? 
isn't that pretty fucking gay...   
shit. 
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credits to the artist who drew the uh art there!!! also, wolverine is trans (my head canon so if you don't like don't read) may be a little ooc? I'm bad at writing crying sad men guys, sad women too（；'д｀）ゞ.) chapter updates when I feel like writing, it'll be slow.All Rights Reserved

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