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Not Methodically Theseus

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action badpuns bloodgod ctechnoblade ctommy ctubbo dream dreamsmp dsmp dsmpquackity dsmptechnoblade dsmptommy dsmptubbo kidnapping lmanburg manburg quackity run runaway technoblade theseus tobysmith tommy tommyinnt tubbo

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The everlasting rivalry between Technoblade and L'manburg is possible to come to an end... and the country is hoping to initiate that end by attacking Technoblade and his estate. However, Tommy ends up wounded in the process. Will Techno take pity on his brother, or will he leave him to die? Or... will something more happen?All Rights Reserved

action badpuns bloodgod ctechnoblade ctommy ctubbo dream dreamsmp dsmp dsmpquackity dsmptechnoblade dsmptommy dsmptubbo kidnapping lmanburg manburg quackity run runaway technoblade theseus tobysmith tommy tommyinnt tubbo

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