Buddhi, Matar Paneer aur Garba
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This is a horror comedy made by two friends at 3am at a random night. This story include our main character buddhi, and her obsession with matar paneer and garba. Does buddhi has a end? B
The story is in hindi language.
Disclaimer- This story was made only for fun purpose, please don't take it seriously. The characters in this story are totally fictional and does not relate to any individual. It contains mature and vulgar language. This story is totally senseless and illogical. Give it a try, you won't regret it.
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