The Slytherin Shenanigans Begin
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  • Reads 11,952
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  • Parts 24
  • Time 1h 57m
Complete, First published Sep 07, 2024
What if the Boy Who Lived ended up in Slytherin? 

Spoiler: chaos. 

In this hilariously twisted version of Harry's first year at Hogwarts, he's not saving the day-he's pranking it and the reason why soo many people are growing white hairs..... From trolling Draco Malfoy to giving Snape a migraine, Harry's got one goal: turn magic into mischief. 

Oh, and there's a Philosopher's Stone somewhere, but he's way more interested in hexing Gryffindors and pulling the best invisibility cloak pranks ever. 

Sarcasm, chaos, and snarky spellwork at work here!

A/N:
This is a hp  fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing.

Rights on the pictures go to the artist.
I do not own hp, rights to the owner.
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