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WELCOME TO "DAD JOKES"!!! Here is a book for all the dad joke lovers, because these jokes are seriously underrated. Read this story to get all the worst dad jokes a sleep deprived teen could find. These are told without any context or explanation, so just try to figure them out, or ask other readers for help.All Rights Reserved

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Forest Grove Institute by Becks4life

This story involves BDSM. Everyone is a consenting adult (+18) If you dont like it. Dont read it. - I might still edit chapters already posted. As I am quite new at this. ...................................................................... Emerson gets sent to Forest Grove Institute. A private school that her father founded. Her father is a Dom, her grandfather is a Dom. Her uncle is a Dom. Her Aunt is a Dominatrix. All her cousins are either subs or doms. Emerson however was not told about any of this until she was 18. Her father told her the household rules, rules for school, and public. They started hosting parties and gatherings again. The family bodyguard named Mr. Bennet ends up being a very good Dom who undertakes the task of teaching and enforcing the rules with Emerson. Now at 20 years old Mr. Bennet had spoken to her parents and has deemed her graduated from learning the fanily history, and the basics he could teach about being a sub. Of course she would be sent to the best school to lean what she does not know. A school where she must learn how to be a true submissive. Follow the family traditions.

Westminster Academy (Book Two) by prettywheninpain

"What are you thinking?" I asked before I could stop myself. He didn't reply immediately. His lips slowly curled into a smirk. "Are you sure you want to know?" He then asked. I bit my lip. Did I want to know? Come on, be brave. Just this once. I lifted my chin. "Yes." There was a hint of surprise in his eyes. It made me strangely proud to have impressed him with my daring. He leant forward and rested his elbows on his knees. "I was thinking about taking you over my knee." He spoke slowly, each word perfectly understandable. "I was imagining what it would feel like to hold your small body over my lap and give you a firm spanking. Just in the right way to make you feel owned and loved and cared for." - updates every wednesday and saturday - *the full book is already available on Patreon* (it's not necessary to have read part one, but it's more fun that way :)

Not So Delicate ||18+|| ✔️ by Unstablewriter17

"Bastard." She whispered. "Your bastard." He whispered back. ~~~~~~~~★~~~~~~~~ A shy at first girl but wild once you get to know her. Her innocence is nothing but mock. Behind her curious, innocent eyes lie a woman who'll make their knees shake. In more ways than one. When she meets three of the most handsome, devilish, and sinful men to exist, she can't help but wish she could have them all. And that she does. When things hit its peak, she has all three of them wrapped around her finger. Despite them being her dominants. As the past catches up to them, secrets are revealed. Feelings are hurt. And blood is shed. An angel with her wings dipped in blood. • • • WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS VERY MATURE SCENES AND LANGUAGE. IT IS A SOMEWHAT SLOWBURN, BUT THINGS MOVE A BIT QUICKLY. IT WILL ALSO BE A LONG ONE.

Emilia ✔️ NOW PUBLISHED! by HardinsGirl1

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Invisible Ties || BDSM by EmilyThompson04

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You Are in Hell Boys ✔ by Nadineat2

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Forest Grove Institute

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