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The Merc With A Mouth

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Reads 14,959
Votes 468
Parts 12
Time 1h 21m

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Wade Wilson aka the merc with a mouth saved you from your ultimate doom and decided to start a life with you. but things don't go quite as smoothly as you  hope.

WARNING: swearing and major feels.
my own spin on things so it will be quite different from the regular X-Men movies and comicsAll Rights Reserved

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Maneater (Deadpool x fem!reader) by _Wh0re4H0rr0r_

--- "Sorry, but this kill is mine." "Not gonna happen, Beatrix Kiddo." --- "Wraith?" "I know. I'm getting second hand embarrassment just from hearing it." --- ⚠️Warning⚠️ : contains smut, gore, cussing, and other mature content (This is heavily based off of the movie. Some of the scenes aren't going to be exact, especially since this is a reader insert. Forgive me if some of the writing is stiff; I have not written anything in a while, and I am still relatively new to writing in general.) Have fun reading!😉 Mandatory: I don't own any of the characters, or the plot line. This is just the Deadpool movie with a reader insert.

Deadpool & Wolverine by -jordiereads-

Oh, hey there, you cheeky little reader! Yeah, you, the one scrolling through fanfics instead of doing something productive with your life. Bored of all the vanilla fanfics and looking for something with a bit more... spice? Well, congratulations- you've just hit the jackpot, assuming the writer doesn't mess it up. (No pressure, though. I'm sure they'll at least try not to tank this.) Alrighty. If you're wondering what happens when you put me, the Merc with a Mouth, and Mr. Forks For Hands into the same room for more than five minutes, things are gonna get messy. And by 'messy,' I mean shits gonna blow up, claws are gonna fly, and Logan's gonna get all grumpy (which is just code for 'secretly turned on'). It's basically like mixing C4 with a hurricane- just with more swearing and less safety precautions. Seriously, with Logan's 'I'm too sexy for this shirt' vibe, who's to say where that could lead? (I know, I know, I'm blushing under this mask too.) But don't worry-this isn't some half-assed, "fade to black" crap. We're talking raw, real, and raunchy enough to make you double-check that incognito mode is on. So grab some popcorn and maybe a cold shower, 'cause this is gonna be one wild ride. And if the writer blows it (HAHA...blows it.)? Well, we'll just pretend this never happened, capiche? It'll be our little secret. You, me, and a few thousand of our closest friends ------ I do not own the rights to ANY of the characters in this story as they are all Marvel characters

The Merk with the Mouth... IN HELL!!! by MR_CLOSET_PSYCHO

Y/n L/n AKA Deadpool, AKA Deadpoolio, AKA Pool, AKA Mr. Pool, AKA (The) Merc with a Mouth, AKA Red, AKA (The) Regenerating Degenerate, AKA Crimson Comedian, AKA Pussy Magnet, AKA Great Ass in Red Spandex, AKA Pools dead. what happens when you put an insane, schizophrenic, cancer patient in a world where demons kill each other for fun. Join him as he raises hell... in hell

White Noise /// Wolverine by chamomile-trash

No memory, no idea who you are or what you can do. Just a vague few ideas of a couple bar brawls and some shared drinks. You can't even remember his name. When you wake up surrounded by bright lights, attached to needles, and naked, you panic. Where are you? What happened to get you here? Can he help you get your memories back? ... are they even memories worth getting back?

The Newest Hot Fanfic (Poolverine) by FrenchToastedBvtch

Welcome to the most epic rollercoaster of witty banter, explosive action, and questionable life choices-The Newest Hot Fanfic by yours truly, the Merc with a Mouth! Buckle up, dear reader, because you're about to dive headfirst into a universe where sarcasm is a superpower, and Wolverine is your reluctant sidekick (or more accurately, your grumpy, claws-out partner-in-crime). In this 100-chapter odyssey, we take you on a wild ride through the eyes of Deadpool-yes, that's me! Watch as I turn every mission into a comedy of errors, filled with quips, roasts, and enough breaking of the fourth wall to make even the most seasoned comic book nerds blush. Think of it as a high-octane mix of action, romance (with a side of brooding), and epic fails. Join me and my favorite, perpetually annoyed mutant, Wolverine, as we navigate a series of high-stakes missions with the Avengers. Expect explosive battles, unintentional romantic tension, and more wisecracks than you can shake a katana at. From awkwardly close encounters to mission mishaps that could only be described as "classic Deadpool," this fanfic has it all. So grab your chimichangas and prepare for a ride that's as unpredictable as it is hilarious. Because when Deadpool and Wolverine team up, you know things are going to get crazy. And don't worry-if you don't like the ride, there's always an extra special surprise waiting at the end. Spoiler alert: It involves a lot of breaking the fourth wall, and maybe a few heart-to-heart moments that even I don't quite understand. Get ready for a fanfic that's so hot, even Wolverine's claws can't cool it down. Dive in, laugh out loud, and don't forget to keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Enjoy the chaos!

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❝ Hello everyone, Deadpool here. Wanna hear a story ? This one's about- ❞ ❝ Wade, would you shut up please ? ❞ ❝ Well, here is one of our main characters, Mary, say hi to our lovely readers. ❞ ❝ What the fuck are you talking about ? ❞ ❝ Well I was about to tell them the story of how you and Wolvie fell in love, among other things . ❞ ❝ Sounds cheesy in your mouth. ❞ ❝ It kind of is, do you want to tell them yourself ? ❞ ❝ Sure, my story telling's better. ❞ ❝ No it's not, anyway. Don't worry guys, she's a mix of Wolvie and I, you guys should have some fun with her and I, should see you later in the story. ❞ ┈ ⋆ ┈ ⋆ ┈ ⋆ ┈ ✩ A story in which Mary Johnson meets Deadpool and his new best friend Wolverine on her way back home. No matter how hard she'll resist, Mary will fall for Logan. Wanna follow this trio through their adventures ? Then read this story ! ✩ Marvel owns everything but my OC, Mary Johnson and my plot. 〖 This AU takes place after the events of Deadpool & Wolverine 〗〖 Wolverine x fem OC 〗 ┈ ⋆ ┈ ⋆ ┈ ⋆ ┈

Crash of Worlds by Inconvenient_Ideal

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How I Met Him (A Spideypool Fanfiction) by Midnight_Moon_

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