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The Merc With A Mouth

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Reads 14,956
Votes 468
Parts 12
Time 1h 21m

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Wade Wilson aka the merc with a mouth saved you from your ultimate doom and decided to start a life with you. but things don't go quite as smoothly as you  hope.

WARNING: swearing and major feels.
my own spin on things so it will be quite different from the regular X-Men movies and comicsAll Rights Reserved

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*Completed* AT LONG LAST! Deadpool, the Rated R Superstar, has crossed over into the SCP Universe! Will the merc with a mouth find his way back home, or will the SCPs swallow him whole? Adult, offensive, gory content! You have been warned! Use of multiple SCP & MUC characters. This IS a fanfiction, I own nothing!

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