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"Oh shut up you dickcissel." I groan at the complete and utter stupidity of his comment.

"Dick sizzle?!" Daisy asks confused as she looks at me as if I am crazy.

"Who's dick are we sizzling, and why wasn't I invited?" Mikeys voice echoes around the room as he joins our conversation.

"Hey guys, I'm pretty sure we're talking about my, I repeat, my manhood. So shut up." Lance demands. "No one is sizzling my sausage.

"Except for me." Princess says before kissing lance.

"I said dickcissel, I'll say it once again, DICKCISSEL, so there will be no sizzling of any sausages!"

"I Don't know why you call it manhood" Bailey interrupts, ignoring me, "it's so tiny that.."

Lance spear tackles Bailey to the ground and puts him in a choke hold. 
A foot comes through the doorway and smashes them in the face, 

"We're here to study, not kill each other !" Lydia screams as she walks into the room.

"How did I end up with them?" Bailey smashes his face against the wall.

We just laugh at his despair.All Rights Reserved

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