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The Cannibal's Guide to Fine Dining

deadpoetsociaty

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Parts 16
Time 1h 14m

Reads 11
Votes 1
Parts 16
Time 1h 14m

deadpoetsociaty

Mature

black cannibalism comedy daily dark fiction funny horror humor life macabre mystery psychological satire satirical surreal suspense thriller undercurrent weird

This comedy horror story follows Henry, a seemingly ordinary man with a dark secret-he's a cannibal. Each of the 16 chapters gives readers a glimpse into his bizarre daily life, blending the mundane with the macabre. Whether he's preparing an elaborate dinner, dealing with nosy neighbors, or going on awkward dates, Henry balances his cravings with the need to maintain a "normal" existence. As he navigates love, family, and personal desires, his dark hobby always lurks just beneath the surface, creating a twisted and humorous look at his everyday routine.All Rights Reserved

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