The Cannibal's Guide to Fine Dining
deadpoetsociaty
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  • Reads 18
  • Votes 1
  • Parts 16
  • Time 1h 14m
deadpoetsociaty
Ongoing, First published Sep 11, 2024
Mature
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This comedy horror story follows Henry, a seemingly ordinary man with a dark secret-he's a cannibal. Each of the 16 chapters gives readers a glimpse into his bizarre daily life, blending the mundane with the macabre. Whether he's preparing an elaborate dinner, dealing with nosy neighbors, or going on awkward dates, Henry balances his cravings with the need to maintain a "normal" existence. As he navigates love, family, and personal desires, his dark hobby always lurks just beneath the surface, creating a twisted and humorous look at his everyday routine.
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