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As the World Tree, what sorts of pranks can one pull? 

A valid answer is telepathic finals madness. I mean, really, what could be more satisfying to a sly tree than watching an engineering student fret over finals in their first year? 

Perhaps that's also why Tiamat thought to give the pens and notebooks a voice. Mental warfare? More like mathematical warfare!

Hey, Alcestis, the calculator is threatening you with a sword now! Level up to defeat the quadratic function! Oh no, is that integration?!

Stay back, toroid! I will defeat you with the power of wave equations! 

....And this gun I found? Eh! Whatever!All Rights Reserved

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The Slut and The Dork |✓ by SamiRae53

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Dream Journal and Analysis

I want to start by saying I am no Psychologist, nor do I specialize in any sort of study of the mind. I just happen to have very strange dreams that I prefer to write on paper (ironically) and analyze them myself and how I feel it resembles what I truly think about when I'm not in control. When i'm asleep. each chapter will be a new dream I have experienced and me just ripping it piece by piece to uncover what it is I think about. If this sort of thing interests you, or if you're bored and randomly stumbled upon me. Then please, enjoy.