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As the World Tree, what sorts of pranks can one pull? 

A valid answer is telepathic finals madness. I mean, really, what could be more satisfying to a sly tree than watching an engineering student fret over finals in their first year? 

Perhaps that's also why Tiamat thought to give the pens and notebooks a voice. Mental warfare? More like mathematical warfare!

Hey, Alcestis, the calculator is threatening you with a sword now! Level up to defeat the quadratic function! Oh no, is that integration?!

Stay back, toroid! I will defeat you with the power of wave equations! 

....And this gun I found? Eh! Whatever!All Rights Reserved

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