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The Journey of the Baekdu

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In a wildly absurd and darkly comedic misadventure, the crew of the decrepit North Korean submarine Baekdu embarks on a dangerous mission to strike at the heart of the United States. With a crude nuclear device, dwindling fuel, and unwavering faith in their Supreme Leader, the clueless crew sails from one disaster to the next. Pursued by a deadly Chinese criminal syndicate and under the watchful eye of a paranoid radar technician at Cheyenne Mountain, the Baekdu teeters on the edge of catastrophe, all while believing they're orchestrating the greatest victory in history. Can their blind faith carry them through, or will they sputter out before reaching their final, explosive goal?All Rights Reserved

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