"Three dudes, three 'Someones,' three matches. How did I come up with their names? No clue, don't care. I tossed them in a group chat with my girls, and now I'm stuck with 'Someone 2.' Cue the 'bbg' jokes, arguments, and pure chaos. Just when things couldn't get wilder, 'Someone 4' and 'Someone 5' walk in. Buckle up, this match is about to ignite."