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Norm Macdonald left us three years ago, but he's back and ready to take on the woke brigade. 😇 Turns out, Heaven was a little too polite for his taste-felt like Canada on a good day. 🍁 Now he's here to roast comfort animals, pronouns, and all the woke stuff that makes people break out in hives. 🧐🎤 Easily offended? Norm's got one thing to say: stay the hell out. 😏🔥All Rights Reserved

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