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Fugitive Cougar

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Reads 29
Votes 4
Parts 13
Time 5h 6m

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Winner of Best Action-Adventure Screenplay at the 2021 Hollywood Boulevard Film Festival

"Veep with even more sexual innuendo in every line"
--Slamdance Film Festival

They're the few, the embarrassing, the politically poisonous.  Project FUGITIVE COUGAR is a Special Forces/DARPA black project based at Area 51 testing artificially-intelligent combat aircraft with personalities modeled on assorted Hollywood celebrities.  For security reasons, the personnel assigned to it are the screwups, whackjobs and washouts of the military who have no other choice save accepting their original court-martial sentences: alcoholic Wendell "Whiskey" Sauer, disaster magnet Dave "Raw Deal" Lourie, short-tempered Susan "Banshee" Callahan, hypersexual Misty "Centerfold" Angel, and cocky Jerry "Blackjack" Carswell.  They goof off, banter, play practical jokes on their fellow pilots, stage mock air strikes on nearby Nellis Air Force Base, and can only be controlled with the threat of having their weekend passes revoked.  But when a Chinese carrier battle group destroys San Diego in a sneak attack, the Animal House antics suddenly disappear as they pull it together to repel a follow-up attack on Las Vegas.All Rights Reserved

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Happy Utopia Day, Joe McCarthy by HappyUtopiaDay

A xenophobic, alt-right wing advisor controls an unstable United States president. Through executive orders they utilize torture, censor the press, and construct monolithic border walls across Mexico and Canada. Only an unlikely hero can save the American people from complete totalitarianism. 2014 Thurber Prize for American Humor Semi-Finalist 2014 Reader's Favorite Silver Award Winner - Humor 2013 IndieFab Bronze Award Winner - Thriller and Suspense 2013 BOTYA - Foreword Book of the Year Finalist - Action and Adventure Chris Thompson thought his youthful dreams of being a secret agent had long ago been put to rest. He has a wife and child, a stable job with the US Customs Department, and--aside from a minor incident involving outsourcing American apple pie production to Bangladesh--no real worries.This all changes when Chris receives a phone call from the president of the United States, Oscar I. Wright, regarding a secret invasion of America from Canada and Mexico--an invasion somehow tied to the ''Big Mac Party,'' a cultish political party that worships the legacy of the notorious Communist-hunting Senator Joseph McCarthy. Soon, Chris is equipped with firearms, designer suits, government helicopters, and an array of gadgets worthy of any top-notch spy. His mission: infiltrate the mysterious ''Emergence'' program founded by McCarthy within the shadowy halls of the US government--and, ultimately, save democracy as we know it from the xenophobic demons of America's past. A unique, bubbling combination of Christopher Buckley-esque satire, political farce, and espionage comedy, Happy Utopia Day, Joe McCarthy reveals--through encounters with a hilarious cast of hallucinating politicians, Border Patrol commandants, crew-cut torturers, stuttering computer wizards, supposedly immortal pilots, and more--just how frightening a contemporary abuse of government power can be.

Hawkeye | N. Trace by UltaRoseMoon

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Endless tournament by denelbek20

In a distant corner of the universe lies the Flat Planet, a mysterious world where the strongest, smartest, and most resilient from countless species across the galaxy gather for the ultimate test-a high-stakes, intergalactic tournament. When humanity is forcefully dragged into this competition, they are pitted against physically superior alien species, each with unique abilities far beyond their own. But raw power isn't the only key to victory. Strategy, intelligence, and the human spirit will prove just as important. Our story follows Aasir and a group of other handpicked human participants-some desperate to return home, others driven by the thrill of competition-as they navigate a series of increasingly dangerous and unpredictable rounds. From intense physical matches to complex mind games, the humans are constantly tested. Along the way, they uncover the hidden dangers of the tournament: non-participating creatures native to the Flat Planet guard valuable power-ups, resources, and even their very survival. As the tournament progresses, the heroes not only face formidable alien opponents but must also contend with the planet's own hostile environment and inhabitants. With billions watching their every move from Earth, alliances will form, rivalries will grow, and the true nature of the Flat Planet Tournament will be revealed. In this cosmic battle, can humanity overcome the odds and prove that heart and intellect are as powerful as any alien strength? Or will they become yet another species lost to the galaxy's most dangerous game?

embers | top gun by britneyspearsrry

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Forrest and Sujay: On Top of Your Mom! (Horsemen Origins Book 2) by BenHartman3

Two jokester smugglers escape the clutch of a mob boss only to crash on a world under siege. Can they find the courage to join the resistance and break the blockade? Jack Forrest is a reckless fighter pilot who's too focused on making 'your mom' jokes. Sujay Malak is a brilliant but cowardly astro-navigator. The two men are the galaxy's most renowned 'blockade runners,' smugglers who're capable of outrunning any Core fleet. The dynamic duo are being hunted by the nefarious mobster Kingsman for their outstanding debts, but due to a tip, the two men race off to the peaceful world Alcyone. When they arrive, Alcyone is not as it seems. Normally a sanctuary for pacifists and pristine beauty, the planet is being held under siege. Forrest and Sujay are attacked by a fleet of Core fighters and while they manage to escape, they crash land deep in the frozen north. They're rescued by the leader of the resistance, a fellow smuggler named Tim Riley. Riley implores the two to join in his cause, promising them riches beyond their wildest dreams, but there is something unsettling about the quiet paradise. The two men must discover the courage to stand up for the little guy...and that they may not get rich in the process. This fast-paced, hilarious tale of misadventure was written in the spirit of Alexander Freed's Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and Timothy Zahn's Star Wars: Scoundrels.

The Jungle Express by michaelbleriot

"You're here to fly. You're here to make good decisions in bad situations and take responsibility when things go wrong. You're here to work with strange people and not talk about it. You're here to do what I tell you. You're NOT here to cause problems. You get in trouble doing your job, I'll back you up. You get in trouble because you're screwing around with one of my airplanes, then God help you because I won't." A group of young pilots arrives in Panama at the height of the drug wars, tasked with flying into the biggest jungle on earth in search of drug runners. Assigned to a plane they know nothing about and paired with equally inexperienced and oddball colleagues, they learn what it takes to fly into the vast, uncontrolled airspace of the Amazon Basin. A dramatic, fun, and sometimes hilarious sortie into military life, the thrill of flying, and the mysteries of the jungle.

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After The Fall • J Seresin by Wrxngl3r

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