Oren Thistlewood is about as ordinary as they come. He's a lazy herb shop owner in the sleepy village of Stillbrook, where the most exciting thing that happens is the annual vegetable contest. But when a crazed soothsayer shows up at his doorstep claiming he's the "Chosen One" from an ancient prophecy, Oren's life takes a drastic turn for the ridiculous.
Armed with nothing but an old sword and a knack for napping, Oren is forced on an epic-and highly unwanted-quest to save the realm from the evil sorcerer Maldrak. With a cocky twelve-year-old sidekick named Max, who swears he's an adventuring expert, Oren stumbles from one misadventure to the next, facing imminent danger, certain death, and a cave full of nightmares.
In a world where heroes are supposed to be brave, skilled, and well... competent, Oren has none of those qualities. But he might just have the one thing that could save the day: dumb luck.
Filled with humor, unexpected twists, and the world's least heroic hero, The Reluctant Hero and His Unfortunate Quest is a laugh-out-loud fantasy adventure where even the most ordinary person can stumble into greatness. Or, at the very least, trip over it.
"The Hacker and the Mob Boss" ❦
Reyna Fields seems to be an ordinary girl with her thick-framed glasses, baggy clothes, hair always up in a ponytail, and her head tucked away behind a computer screen. However, no one knows she's armed with a genius IQ and a heart of gold. She hacks her way into virtual systems on a search for her mother.
Unfortunately for her, she has hacked into the wrong database. She hacked into the database of the notorious mob boss, Santino "Saint" Venturi.
Saint is the opposite of his name. He's known for his ruthlessness. As a mob boss to a mafia, he learned to eat or be eaten. When Reyna stumbles upon his database, a plan dispersed into his mind. He's going to take her.
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"I don't share, angel."
"He's a friend," she found herself saying. Dante was too busy staring at her to notice the fiery glare in Saint's eyes. She was mentally praying that Dante would just look away.
His fingers trailed up her leg before his hand latched onto her sex. He held her there while a small gasp left her lips. "I will fuck you on this table if he doesn't stop looking at what belongs to me."
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HIGHEST RANKING:
#5 romance - 6/26/22
Dark Romance
Cover by @-simplyhan