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Cannonballs Are Not My Forte!

pippafitzamobifan

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Reads 28
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Parts 2
Time 5m

pippafitzamobifan

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17 year old Lightbulb decides she needs a job.

Well, she has that realization when her mom makes her get a job the summer before senior year.
 
What better way to spend your summer than lounging by a pool? From a lifeguard stand, of course. After passing a swim test and proving that she could at least save a plastic dummy from drowning, Lightbulb starts her summer job as a lifeguard at a community pool.

How hard could it really be?

(SLICE OF LIFE!)All Rights Reserved

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