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LAZY PEOPLE AND BEYOND

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Have you ever meet one of those smart  but lazy people?Well...Thats me.YEEET!I am a smart and curious kid.Or shall i consider my self as a man???WELL...I'M a man.The world is a mystery."ONCE YOU stop learning,you start dying".Once said by ALBERT EINSTIEN.LITTLE EINSTEINS!!!{WHY ARE THEY CALLED LITTLE EINSTEINS if theire just kids.Isnt it supposed to be... MIDGET EINSTEINS!!!I'M i right?I'M i right?}YOU see what i mean.AINT no  one going to answer one of lifes conspiracys.Like the" Bermuda Triangle"A.K.A The devils triangle.How do i know this stuff your asking.ITS called the "INTERNET"Its something us HUMANS USE to waste time or make it useful.My brain is going so CRAY!CRAY!I feel like a WATT PADER.WELL...PEACE...PATT U LATER...GET IT?GET IT?PATT YOU ON THE BACK TOO.I'M DONE!!!!!!All Rights Reserved

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