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Berryton School

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Humorous short stories about a class of kids in grade school.

Join Jenny as she starts a gardening club. The kids grow tulips, tomatoes, coconut trees, and poison ivy. 

See how they do at the bake sale. Emma makes Clam Chowder. Even though Clam Chowder isn't sold at bake sales everyone loved it. It sold like hot cakes. Zoey made hot cakes. They sold like moldy bread.

See what happens when the class gets a Baboon for a class pet.

Enjoy Music Class where Mateo played the banjo that sounds like a rubber chicken. No one knew how he got it to sound like that.  And Alice used a car alarm. It wasn't an instrument from music class. No one knew where she got it. Actually she took it from Principle Munth's car. 

And more! 

Inspired by Wayside School.
#Note these are still drafts and are being edited.All Rights Reserved

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The Boy Next Door

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