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Berryton School

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Humorous short stories about a class of kids in grade school.

Join Jenny as she starts a gardening club. The kids grow tulips, tomatoes, coconut trees, and poison ivy. 

See how they do at the bake sale. Emma makes Clam Chowder. Even though Clam Chowder isn't sold at bake sales everyone loved it. It sold like hot cakes. Zoey made hot cakes. They sold like moldy bread.

See what happens when the class gets a Baboon for a class pet.

Enjoy Music Class where Mateo played the banjo that sounds like a rubber chicken. No one knew how he got it to sound like that.  And Alice used a car alarm. It wasn't an instrument from music class. No one knew where she got it. Actually she took it from Principle Munth's car. 

And more! 

Inspired by Wayside School.
#Note these are still drafts and are being edited.All Rights Reserved

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Violet's Delight by lyazar

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22

Just Best Friends!? | ✔︎ by shreyayayay_shah

It's nothing like you imagine. Please give it a chance. ✷✷✷✷ She smacked my head. I smacked her head. She stuck out her tongue. I stuck out my tongue. "You two are so cute? Are you her boyfriend?" Cheryl asked with her mouthful. "Oh what... Nooo!" I cried out and she chuckled briefly as a blush crept her face. ____________ There is always this best friend, we look up to, we fight with and we banter with! Let's just say we all just need that one person who keeps you from falling and drowning real hard and yet somehow we don't know how it is the anything but friendship. ARE THEY JUST BEST FRIENDS??? Meet Sarah Adams - The beautiful girl with equally beautiful soul and genuine set of friends making way in her life and now, meet Zack Pearson- coming from the rich family not at all snobby but a little bit cocky. They are the best friends of LAKEWOOD HIGH with a little bit of sass in their life. They are the normal outgoing teenagers with their perception of relationships, fight and drama. Let Sarah Adams and Zack Pearson find this out on their own if they are just best friends. _______ WARNING: [English is not my first language. Mistakes are bound to happen, read at your own risk. I would appreciate if you take your time in this story with me. ] I promise to keep you entertained. WORD COUNT Between 65000-70000 words. #191 in relatable ~ 08/10/2020 #187 in relatable ~ 15/10/2020 #177 in relatable ~ 20/10/2020 #161 in relatable ~ 21/10/2020 #133 in relatable ~ 24/10/2020 #128 in relatable ~ 02/11/2020 #119 in relatable ~ 03/11/2020

Diary of a Love Sick Teenage Girl by _readtheroom_

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be in love? Of course every sixteen-year old has! They fantasize and dream about they're one true Prince Charming. But, not girls at me school. Oh DEFINITELY not. Want to know the secrets of Haden High school or the latest gossip in California? Well, all you have to do is read my diary. Which, BTW will never happen in a billion years, so good luck! XOXO Theia +++++ Theia Andrews lives in a world where jocks, nerds and bitches still exist. Except, things have changed over the years and nobody's life is just some cliche fairytale from the seventies. Or it's much more interesting than that. You want to hear the latest gossip and secrets of sunny California? Well sit back and relax. Because Theia Andrews just might tell you. __________________________________ Copyright Any characters and names are from my own imagination and if by some chance any of the names and characters are similar to any other readers, it is coincidental. Enjoy reading ;).

The Boy Next Door by purplebunnies101

Meet Melody Alonzo. She's fifteen years old, she's in the tenth grade, goes to Red Valley High School, and lives in Colorado with her mom, dad, annoying little brother, Carter, and her lazy big brother, Nick. She's known Michael Richards and Dylan Jackson since kindergarten, and she's hated them ever since. But in middle school when Michael and Dylan finally go to a different school, Melody couldn't be happier to get away from the two idiots she's always hated. Well except for Dylan...because he lives in her neighborhood. But at least Michael's gone! But when Melody and her best friend Catelynn are taking a jog around the neighborhood, they just so happen to run into Michael and Dylan. And all hell broke loose when Michael told Melody he was moving next door to her... "How am I gonna deal with that idiot now that he lives next door to me!" Well...let's see how this turns out...

Karma Is My BFF (COMPLETED) by Josniffles

A personal chronicle of life's awkward moments, from yours truly; This is also a collage of how-to guides you'll never need, rants you'll wish you hadn't wasted your time on, and people you'll never meet in real life but will learn to love. Most of the chapters have been unpublished. Buckle in as we ride the twist and turns of middle school; and more than what meets the eye. Think you can handle it? This is the story of an outcast, a real one, not a supermodel from Wattpad fanfiction. I hope I can make you laugh smile and cry as you read my constant personal experience supporting my theory of why middle school is a big joke.

Ridiculously Me by Ravenrosix68

"Hello fellow idiot.Let us join together and form an idiot nation.Agree to my proposal or face sudden death." "Thy shall not be keen to those who threaten thy but yes I shall join in your conquest to stupidville." "Great, let us set off and-" "Oh would you two just shut up!"I bellowed angrily. This nonsense has been going on for the past hour.Every word they say gets me closer and closer to ripping out their music boxes. "No need to be rude man."The weirder of the two replied. "Yeah don't be such a buzz kill dude." The other joined in. "For the umpteenth time, I'M A GIRL!" I huffed out before slamming my fist angrily on the desk."For crying out loud is everyone stupid?"

Our Chemistry || ✔️ by TheRealLorraineMoore

Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class? When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to? Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple! *** "Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line. When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed. I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind." He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination." *** Reviews: "It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person! "Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore. *** Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️ Completed ✔️ Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂 Warnings ⚠︎ A little swearing but no larger mature themes All rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore

Creativity at its finesse ✔️ by SonDinDinDin6

Here are short stories (really short ones) that I wrote years back. I won't say when I was younger, because it was only three/two years back. However some are very recent. So like say the title don't judge me. Please excuse any grammatical errors, English is not my first language. (I speak French, but I am fluent in English). Hope you enjoy! CHAPTERS 5, 6, 7 ARE THE BEST ONE (well they are my favourite ) so I advise you to start with them? And chapter 6 and 7 were written with my friends for school and two of them Is on wattpad. So shoutout to @MariyahNakhuda and @sister_of_devil Chapter 1: Murder at Hilton Hill Chapter 2: You are a fudging Voldemort Chapter 3: Mistaken Identity Chapter 4: I shall return! Chapter 5: This is bad! Chapter 6: Hi, my name is Hell! Chapter 7: I am a woman Chapter 8: The vault

The Jerks Tried To Tame Me by Living4Now00

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HANS ANDERSEN'S FAIRY TALES (Completed) by GachaZone

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Violet's Delight

"Well then. That's the first time a girl has ever rejected my close proximity," he said, eyes ablaze with a playful fire. "You better get used to it," I retorted as I spun on my heel and headed for the school doors that led to the outside. "I've never met anyone like you before," he called after me, this time, not coming after me. "I know, Romeo. I'm a special little snowflake," I called back, not turning around. "You got the 'little' part right there, Princess!" he shouted after me. I threw up my middle finger back to him and heard him laugh as I exited out the doors rather dramatically. ... I'm tired of all those high school stories about a straight-A girl student with the perfect life who falls for the stereotypical Mr. Bad Boy who wears leather black jackets and only has a soft spot for her. That's not how the real world works, sweetheart. I may look like a damsel, but I'm never in distress. ... Not me making fun of the "she's not like every other girl" trope <3 o.o :)) I like to think I'm funny. After all: #3 in amusement 10/22/22 #1 in banter 10/31/22 #3 in friendship 11/7/22