Brown Slime Stories
PoopCulture
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  • Reads 664
  • Votes 70
  • Parts 18
  • Time 5h 4m
PoopCulture
Ongoing, First published Sep 18, 2024
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While some might say it's a bit harsh, most agree that in the 21st century, students don't face any real consequences for their behavior anymore.
  
  The concept of detention or in-school suspension -- putting a bunch of delinquents in the same room and expecting this to improve their behavior? Come on.
  
  But now, a certain US state has come up with an idea for a new disciplinary system that would make anyone not want to get in trouble...
  
  "Brown Slime Stories" is an anthology of short stories in the same universe as my WIP "The Brown Slime". You can either start here, or start there, it will make sense either way. I've put these in reverse chronological order (newest first) but feel free to skip around if a title catches your eye. They are all stand-alone shorts. 
  
  (content warning: mild swearing)
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A Lesson in Biology

22 parts Complete Mature

Get ready for a hilarious and unexpectedly romantic novel, set in a high school where troublemakers face the ultimate repercussion: getting covered in the grossest stuff imaginable! You'll meet Jake, the witty class clown who always seems to have a knack for stirring up trouble. But when a seemingly innocent remark goes awry, he finds himself thrust into a brave new world where the slightest mistake could result in an embarrassing, foul-smelling consequence! But navigating this bizarre twist on school discipline will only turn out to be Jake's second-greatest challenge. Because as he tries to keep his comical impulses in check, he can't help but feel drawn toward the gorgeous straight-A student who sits beside him in Biology class - Emily. With each passing day, Jake's infatuation intensifies, and he soon realizes that love can be even more messy and unpredictable than the school's new punishment...

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