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Brown Slime Stories

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While some might say it's a bit harsh, most agree that in the 21st century, students don't face any real consequences for their behavior anymore.
  
  The concept of detention or in-school suspension -- putting a bunch of delinquents in the same room and expecting this to improve their behavior? Come on.
  
  But now, a certain US state has come up with an idea for a new disciplinary system that would make anyone not want to get in trouble...
  
  "Brown Slime Stories" is an anthology of short stories in the same universe as my WIP "The Brown Slime". You can either start here, or start there, it will make sense either way. I've put these in reverse chronological order (newest first) but feel free to skip around if a title catches your eye. They are all stand-alone shorts. 
  
  (content warning: mild swearing)All Rights Reserved

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PARADISE PARADOX (#1 PARADISE ISLAND duology) by StephRose1201

Sneaking into a campus party shouldn't lead to expulsion, should it? *** Colleges across the U.S. have been on alert because of rioters who all but rendered the American Ivy League universities extinct, after the end of the COVID pandemic in twenty-twenty-five. After their destruction, smaller subsidiaries of those Ivy Leagues have been thriving, thanks to donations and government grants. In twenty-twenty-nine, Junior student Kera Mitchell learns the hard way that it's actually a minor crime to crash a party on campus--it's an invasion of private property. At her university, Valence, there are still severe punishments in place for disrespect to any structures on site. Kera finds out that though she won't be expelled for her party-crashing, she did break a serious rule, and she'll have to pay for it. Along with the party-throwers, hot golden boy Miles, and drug-dealing douche Vick, she's given a punishment none of them expected: they're sent to an unknown, tropical island to learn how to control their erratic behaviors. Like a brainwashing vacation against violence, sex, drugs, and alcohol. Except Kera shouldn't be there--she's as docile as they come, and has never been rowdy and rebellious in her life. Wrong place, wrong time? The island has many secrets, some of which Kera and Miles will stumble upon inadvertently, and that will change the course of the rest of their lives. Will they leave the island unscathed? Will they leave it... at all? ----------- A post-pandemic, post-apocalyptic, paranormal horror novel. Please mind your triggers (gore, language, trauma, violence) Inspired by a dream I had and that I became obsessed with turning into a book.

South Park Bunny Oneshots [discontinued] by Your_l0st_sock

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As the Empire Began to Fall by unaninjaturtle

Being neurodivergent, maybe, kind-of queer (she doesn't know yet), and adopted without a single other girl in her house, fifteen year old Star has enough problems on her plate. Being in high school is hard enough, but when she starts displaying freakishly supernatural strength, it gets a lot worse. Then, right at the epitome of a prevailing identity crisis, shit hits the fan, and Star's country is invaded by a violent, weirdly religious nation called Callila, who seems particularly hellbent on taking over the entire continent for their god. Star and her friends are dragged out of their safe, loving world by their ankles and thrust into one full of deceit, barely concealed sexism and homophobia, and superiority complexes rooted in classism. Star learns that she has an alleged relation to a long dead court noble she couldn't care less about and meets Arlen, an enigmatic, if slightly annoying, prince who seems hellbent on protecting her from the true evilness that lurks around her while helping her hone her new found strength, which is slowly but steadily creeping out of control. But as time continues to pass and tensions grow higher, Star hears whispers about a growing rebellion that could dissolve the current monarchy and bring her back home. She decides to help, along with her friends, and begins to realize that being young does not exclude her from the horrors of war, and she is faced with the fact that even if she is able to return home, nothing-not even her-will ever be the same. *Basically, a YA novel with teenagers being teenagers, more gay, more diversity, a lot more swearing, and darker humor. Something I'm writing for fun. Give it a shot if you so wish.

Spank Me (18+) by sluttypain

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The Brown Slime by PoopCulture

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Hybrid: The Awakening by DuNdUnDUN2006

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Poop Fiction by PoopCulture

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PARADISE PARADOX (#1 PARADISE ISLAND duology) cover

South Park Bunny Oneshots [discontinued] cover

As the Empire Began to Fall cover

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Hide Your Lungs||SMPLive AU cover

Unhinged- a Newsies Chatfic cover

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our wacky and stupid adventure cover

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