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Don't Piss Off the President

Whitemoonlight_ever

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Parts 6
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Reads 5,476
Votes 60
Parts 6
Time 26m

Whitemoonlight_ever

Mature

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**"Don't Piss Off the President"**

**Genre:** Urban, Modern, Sweet Romance, Campus, Dual Male Leads  
**Author:** Anonymous  
**Status:** Complete

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After being caught dancing provocatively at a nightclub, the student council president pinned me down and said, "Whatever they're paying you, I'll give you ten times more!" 

As a straight man, I came to the bar to dance for a living. Can you imagine how embarrassing it is for a straight guy to wear a bunny costume? 

But what I didn't expect was to run into the student council president here. And to make matters worse, he played with me so much that my legs went weak.

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Author: 作者 : 佚名
translated by: LhaoziAll Rights Reserved

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