Shrek in a zombie apocalypse
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Ongoing7m
Last published Thu, Feb 13, 2025
Lord Faarquad is going about his daily life when he is attacked and goes mad.
This was inspired by my math teacher as a math assignment which has now turned into this. @Silver_Star- and @Art1sts_C0rn3r irl sigma pookies keep being sigmas.
*warning this contains gen alpha slang- read at your own risk*
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