A laid-back guy paired with a dominant partner who pampers him

"Life has a script: some follow it blindly, while others break free. After realizing I was the 'backup male supporting character' in the book, I gave up.

On a variety show, the female lead cried pitifully, 'If I'm not married to Zhai Chen by the time I'm 30, I'll marry you.'

I said, 'Heh, then I'd rather marry someone else than marry you.'

While eating, the female lead handed me a lunchbox with a grievance, 'Zhai Chen said he wouldn't eat it, so you can have it.'

I replied, 'He also said he wouldn't eat crap, so you can have more of it?'

Just like that, the entire internet cursed me for being uncivilized, saying I'd definitely never find a wife in the future.

At that moment, Zhai Chen publicly confessed: 'He'll marry me in the future, so he doesn't need to marry anyone else.'

Instantly, the internet exploded.

Me: '???'"

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A laid-back 'backup character' shou in a transmigration novel × an awakened, romance-obsessed film emperor gong.

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