My Wish Finally Came True

IN WHICH, a dysfunctional, Queer, and "Nerospicy" teen ends up in their personal version of The LEGO Ninjago Movie and falls into their "Simping for Lloyd Era" ...again.

Or,

IN WHICH, Lloyd's heritage and genetics come to bite him in that fine ass of his, and he realized he's falling real hard for his best friend and has a Sexuality crisis because of them and their bat-shit crazy ass.

OR,

IN WHICH, two hormonal teens are trying to figure shit out WITHOUT, jumping each other's bones too much AND not destroying the fabric of reality by merely existing.

You aught to thank The First Spinjitsu Master (and maybe me) for this wack plot.

!!!TRIGGER WARNING(S)!!!: Mentions of gun violence, death, and sex/intimacy.
Some are in more detail than others, so be prepared if you want to read this book. I put this book as 'Mature' for a reason. I'm not gonna be upset if you just click away. Read what you're comfortable with.

I definitely do not own Ninjago or any of its characters, just Russ and their friends, ...and this iffy plot that my brain came up with when I was really sad. (The credit of the story cover goes to my cousin, though the Oni's design is credited to my smort brain.)