Shredded pork and tofu in yuxiang sauce

I picked up an amnesiac man. He eats my food, wears my clothes, and uses my things. Then he pins me to the bed, coaxing me to call him "husband."

I roared, "I'm a man! How could I possibly call you 'husband'!"

Later, HuaLe Entertainment launches a nationwide search for their missing movie star, who vanished while skydiving. They offer a 10 million reward.

I look at the man beside me, deep in thought.

"Honey, what color sack do you prefer?" I ask.

"What, trying to play hard to get?" The man spreads himself out, inviting me.

"Hard to get? I'm just capturing you."

In the next second, I knock him out and haul him in a sack, delivering him to HuaLe overnight.

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Raw Title: 魚香腐肉絲
Author: 榴蓮歲歲安
Translator: Lhaozi
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