Portfolio of Micro-Stories

These stories were written under the restriction that the first line has to be the first thing said to me on Wednesday mornings. Most are from my fiancé; sometimes he planned them to give me a difficult time writing a story, sometimes it was random.
I need to revise all of these stories for my portfolio due in mid-May. For the revisions I can move the placement of the first quote if I want, expand stories. . . Basically do anything.
Please give any and all feedback! Thank you!