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mY name is dAve. I am 15 yeArs old. My hole live I wAnted to b a libearion. I love books and sUch. My liVe is Actrually quiet interestign. Just keeep reeding too findout.;) once upon a Time he was lookinG thRouhh the pubic library and he fownd a booik about majic portals. WOW!!1! He screed in exxitement. This book is really coul. He took the back home to reed it with his Bro, Dave Streidre. Oh wow this is a rEaly cool booik ware did u find it??¡¿ in the library I sed to him. I opened the book and all the sweden we were transported to Am agical univrese!!1! We were all alone!'Nqn they reelisdd that thEt were really sleepy so They went to sleep. Then they Woake up.. And rite in grunt of them was... Bark Osama! Oh wow mr. President!1! Bark Osama bin Ladin started caressing Dav's face. Oh Obama sin labin!!1! Why are you touching my fece! Osama got a little drity. Next hing u know Dave was pregnat 1!!1¡ they had a half wite half blac baby. The end