Y/n And Bill Cypher Fuck Shit Up (Professionally)

Finnaly made an account for this fuck ass website, it's been too long since I've read a good old shitty y/n fic. So I made this fucking thing

After the events of weirdmagedon Bill was sent to the theraprism to get therapy (shocker, bet you wouldn't have guessed that). Something something Bill fucking hates it there, wants to leave, bla bla bla. Eventually the Axolotl gets tired of his bulshit and sends him back to earth, with only minor powers.

y/n is a sad depressed 15 something year old who ran away from home because uWu iM a SaD bAbY wHo iS aBuSeD uWu (can't believe I just wrote that but oh well). It's like idfk, nearly Christmas? So it's cold out, y/n's in an ally somewhere with a small campfire cus fuck it we ball.

When all of a sudden there's just, a triangle??? Who's offering them everything that they've ever wanted???? But only if they help him get to a place called Gravity Falls?????? And reunite with his old boyfriends??????? One of which has six fingers??????????

warnings/tags or whatever they're called:
The world's worst polycule (billfiddlesford)
swearing
No human bill - UNLESS it's the ugly fucking old man that Axel Hirsch made <3
spelling mistakes - I have dyslexia leave me alone

enjoy or don't idfc