This collection of stories depicts my many and few experiences with failed romantic relationships spanning from elementary school to the present. Naturally, all names but my own have been changed for anonymity.
Below is a brief description of each chapter.
Chapter 1 Eli: A six-year crush, strict parents, confusing anxiety, 4D chess, an awkward kiss, "not" saying I love you, and heartbreak.
Chapter 2 Ben: A high school obsession, love letters, stalking, overanalyzing, awkward apologies, and memorizing his schedule.
Chapter 3 Joseph: A youth group crush, misleading compliments, an awkward family trip, and a prom date.
Chapter 4 Arthur: A friendship created through jokes and Office quotes, a first love, deep rejection laced with lies, manipulation, cowardice, and religious excuses, emotional dating, $500 venmos, and anger.
Chapter 5 Connor: An instant infatuation, checking boxes, a growing friendship, extreme jealousy, an oblivious guy, time apart, Catan, a two-way crush, an attention-seeking, self-absorbed, prideful, judgemental, cowardly child, confessing feelings, and the end of a friendship.
Chapter 6 Ben Again: The return of feelings, the image of marriage, obvious crush, period prank, start back of school, and a change in the ideal.
Chapter 7 Luke: The unique guy, bonding brunches, friend dates, the university offices, repeated heartbreak, and a real date.
Chapter 8 Sully: The repeat of Arthur, casual flirting, swing dancing, tree conversations, dropping hints, physical touch, drinky Fridays, acts of kindness, the confession, and the right guess.
Chapter 9 Harry: A day trip, unlike the other guys, the week-long affair, the awkward dinner, and the misuse of physical touch.
More to come...
This is like the extended version of Trolls Band Together, Because there wasn't a wedding scene in the end of the movie. And so I am re changing the movie to make it happen. When Branch will do his Proposal to Poppy, asking her to marry him. And so that it will be a royal wedding of the Broppy. So that it will be both a Coronation and a Weddings to celebrate in the end. Once the Bro-Zone will be unite, and it could be the end of the Trolls Legacy, but it's just the beginning, as everybody will said.
So Here it is. From the makers of the Extended Version of Ruby Gillman, Teenage Gillman, Come the Special Edition of Trolls Band Together with Never Before Scenes, A Real Original Ending, and a Dedication to Dame Olivia Newton-John, a singer who is not here with us, but to honor her in memory with a song that Poppy and Branch will duet once again, when Branch's secret is revealed. With Special Appearances by the Other Trolls from Trolls World Tour. It's A Movie that runs about 129 Minutes, and not even a scratch from a record player. So enjoy this version, better then the theatrical version.
This Transcript is Rated PG for Some Mild Rude and Suggestive humor.