Short stories of unhinged inaccurate duolingo scenarios that I wrote during school to pass time when I was bored. I'll update this if I remember. I will inevitably write more. I don't own Duolingo, Duo, the green owl thing, the language learning app, just the plots and other characters included, unless stated otherwise. In this case I'm using this story to parody the Duolingo bird, please don't sue me.