The Nerd With The Tattoos.
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  • Reads 3,210
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  • Parts 4
  • Time 20m
Ongoing, First published Apr 19, 2015
Subtract happiness.
 Add attitude. 
Multiply addictions and divide a family.
 That's how Rainie lives. 

She's a five foot six mini atomic bomb. Its her way or no way and the only way to solve her problems is with a pair of knuckle dusters and muscle. But what happens when the knuckle dusters are stolen and suddenly she's weaker than a breath of air. 

Add a mother. 
Subtract a father and brother.
 Multiply problems and divide trust.
 And that's how Rainie will survive for the rest of this book.
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