Spideypool oneshots/ficlets

Like the title suggests, these are Spideypool oneshots I'm a hoe so there will probably be more smut then fluff and angst, but there will be a lot of both. Also I take requests and advice, there might be trans Peter in a few of these. This is a ship, so obviously both characters are over 18, unless I say otherwise, meaning a highschool trope? Saying AU makes me feel like I'm about to write the cringest MHA fan fiction known to man, no hate on MHA, the fans are great and always funny but that's just not the way I write. Anyway I will be #flipping my lid at anyone who says the whole "but isn't Peter in highschool," or "omg the age difference is illegal!" Yeah go get cultured, read the comics because there is more to the characters than just their movies.