Friends cat on keyboard
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MatureComplete Tue, Feb 11, 2025<5 mins
cat + keyboard = 5 star quality writing
all work done by silly the cat
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Please vote as I sacrificed my computer for this and now my keyboard isn't working
It's full of cat fur
And silly also decided to flip the computer screen sideways in 0.001 seconds and me and irl friend took ages to change it back.
About the author
Silly is a posh grey city tabby cat with an ambition to write. She made this book specially for wattpad readers because she cares so much.
Her favourite treats are nibbles salmon and leaps and bounds chicken with cranberry treats
In her free time, she enjoys cleaning herself, sleeping, annoying her sister (peanut the cat) and attacking people.
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