Bird Shit
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  • Reads 797
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  • Parts 23
  • Time 2h 1m
howcanichange
Complete, First published Apr 19, 2015
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Poppie can't remember much from the night she met Harry, but there's proof she really did meet him and in the process of erasing it from her life forever, she gets shit on by a bird and slips in dog shit, the blow to her head making her remember everything and question her future.
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The rain pours love

14 parts Ongoing

Never in her wildest dream had she ever thought the he would notice her. For her, he's too good to be true. He would treat her the way he does to everyone. Certainly, he will find a good match for him. He thought she would never see his effort of getting close to her. She respects him the way anyone would to him. Nothing special in her actions unlike those who shows admiration towards him. But she admires him. The way he look, act, laugh, talk and everything about him attracts him. He's kind, he's nice to everyone including her. And he also likes him. The way she drowned herself with deep thoughts, when she laugh heartily with her friends, when she also goes silent and suddenly frowns. He finds her amusing. But both of them already assumed that the chance of them of being together is slim. One day, it rains. They both got stuck in the same room. Will it start there? Will the rain bring them luck? Will the rain pours love? It rains, he smiled . It all started because of rain.

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