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Not so Fun

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Reads 373
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Parts 18
Time 1h 24m

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"What am I doing?" I mumble with a mouthful of cheese trying to escape my mouth "I don't even like cheese!!" I very carefully hop off the counter so as not to make any noise. This, of course, failed miserably and I stumble around for a moment trying to regain my balance and this also does not work, and I fall right on my face making a loud thud and a softer crack.
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