To the rules of the unnatural: I am Diogenes
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Ongoing, First published Sep 28
To characterize this night as a disaster would underselling it, but that's what you get when you use the ingredients you got from an untrusted vendor in a ritual for protection and good luck.
Shepherd or that's what her friends nicknamed her, just got back from university on a gap year. She wanted to have a year of rest, where she can pursue hobbies, get close with her sorta but not really little cousin, go out with friends and strengthen her relationship with nature
But luck is not on her side because of what she believes is faulty ingredients(it's not it's just mystic falls and it's shitty leylines)she gets kidnapped the second she decides to have fun and be respectful.
She realizes that the girl she previously babysat is in a world of trouble, the other girl is sorta dead but she is walking and her not cousin doing stuff she is not supposed to. All of her hard work into raising these girls went to shit the minute she went away. But now she is here to fix it. And if she finds something's about herself in the process, then the point to the gap year is complete.
She will teach these people common sense, even if it kills her.

Set in season 2
I don't own anyone except shepherd and her story line
Cross posted on tumblr and ao3 under the same handle.
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A heretic comes into town to visit an old friend but instead she gets roped up in the Scooby Doo gang problems to stop the original family, meanwhile a certain hybrid catch an interest of her and will do whatever it takes to win her over P.S-I will also be putting the dates on there so you'll know what day it happened and if you get confused don't be afraid to comment on it and I'll explain to you of what's going on Also if I make a mistake comment on it so I can fix it so it'll be easier for me to find it, you won't be hurting my feelings and for the people who do read it and say they don't like it I don't need you commenting on it saying you don't like it, just scroll to a next story and keep your negative opinions to yourself Or you will be blocked I had this issue before with one of my other stories [you have been warned]