Chaos Ensues [South Park]

Chaos Ensues [South Park]

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It is Mysterion's duty to protect this helpless little mountain town. Therefore, it is also his duty to stop its newest villain, Chaos, because the police won't do shit. Mysterion would die a million times for his dear mountain town and the people in it. Wait... didn't he do that already? Stan goes through the hardships of heartbreak once again. This time, he doesn't feel like his heart has been torn apart; he feels likes it's been removed. Living on a weed farm doesn't make it any better. Cartman just wants to get filthy rich. Huh. I guess Jews also love money, right? Cartman would be thrilled to find an unlikely partner in crime in Kyle Broflovski. Sadly for him, Kyle still enjoys righteous speechs and morality. Lame. Weak. Not kewl. Did Craig Tucker always have amber eyes? If you ask Tweek, the answer would be yes. If you ask Craig, the answer would be no. The true answer lies in an ancient tale about a hero, a threat to humankind and guinea pigs. OR College AU. Main plot has superhero/supervillain shenanigans. Chaos truly ensues. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Characters included (for now): - Stan - Kyle - Cartman - Kenny - Wendy(l) - Butters - Craig - Tweek Ships: - Stan x Wendy(l) - Kyle x Cartman - Butters x Kenny - Craig x Tweek This fanfiction will be as canon-compliant as possible in its humour and storylines. TW: Cartman exists, and that's triggering. Vulgar language, racist comments, sexual themes, possibly violent scenes and sex scenes. What'd you expect? It's South Park, man. All main characters are 18 or older.
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Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

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