Romeo and Juliet as a Modern Day Comedy
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Last published Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Romeo and Juliet Rewritten
Intro:
Two houses kinda similar,
In Verona, Italy, lemon farmers,
Hate each other cos of rivalry,
The blood spilled in this play will make both unclean,
Basically two people fall in love,
And they die.
Cos their parents hate them…
You know what this is kinda grim…
But you’re here now so… procrastinate and see this shit through.
Yeah.
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