Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban (Harry Potter Fan Fiction Retelling)

Return to Hogwarts with a hilarious twist in this side-splitting parody of the beloved classic.

In Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban, journey back to Hogwarts (we all want to) for a wildly humorous retelling of Harry Potter's third year. This isn't your typical magical adventure-get ready for a laugh-out-loud ride filled with quirky characters, unexpected personalities, and a whole lot of chaos.

Harry's got a mystery on his hands: why has Sirius Black, the most notorious prisoner in the magical world, broken out of top-security Azkaban? Surely it's not just to get Harry's autograph. Meanwhile, Hogwarts is colder than a penguin's nose, thanks to those depressing Dementors patrolling around, and magic has gone viral with the launch of Wiztagram. Suddenly, everyone's dressing up as Sirius Black for the latest scare-your-friends challenge.

Ron's got his hands full with a boggart that, for some reason, looks exactly like Harry. Hermione's somehow squeezing two classes into one period and trying not to crumble from the workload. And, as if things couldn't get any weirder, a fluffy Bichon Frisé puppy keeps trailing Harry around like he's the star of some bizarre dog-walking reality show.

Meanwhile, Lavender's psychic skills have turned her into the latest Wiztagram influencer sensation, the Dursleys plummet out of the sky during a Quidditch match, and the Divination teacher is selling personalized teacups on the side.

Join Harry and his hilariously dysfunctional friends in these 20 chapters as they navigate magic, mayhem, and misadventures in Scarred from the Prisoner of Azkaban. Only die hard fans will recognize the deep cut references and foreshadowing. Get ready for a magical journey filled with more humor, more heart, and a whole lot of fun!

This is a fan fiction parody retelling of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling, written for non-commercial use.

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