In life's washing machine, where emotions spin,
Marco's heart is the lint catcher within.
He gathers fragments, loose and worn,
From those around him, and keeps them warm.
Like fluffy fibers, fears and doubts reside,
In his embracing soul, they gently hide.
He filters out the noise, the hurt, the pain,
And collects the love, like soft, warm rain.
With every cycle, he's refined,
Purified by trials, his heart aligned.
The agitation of life's turbulent sea,
Makes him stronger, more compassionate, and free.
As lint accumulates, his wisdom grows,
A reservoir of empathy, for all who know.
He cleanses the mess, the chaos and strife,
And emerges clean, a beacon of life.
In Star's cosmic laundry, he's a vital part,
A guardian of hearts, a gentle art.
Marco, the lint catcher, holds with care,
The delicate threads of love and friendship rare.
_Metaphorical Connections:_
1. Lint catcher: Marco's empathetic heart.
2. Washing machine: Life's challenges and emotions.
3. Fluffy fibers: Fears, doubts, and vulnerabilities.
4. Filtering: Marco's ability to discern and protect.
_Poetic Devices:_
1. Extended metaphor (lint catcher)
2. Symbolism (washing machine, lint)
3. Imagery (fluffy fibers, warm rain)
4. Enjambment (stream-of-consciousness feel)
5. Personification (life's washing machine)
"Oops, I Accidentally Stole a Husband (And Now He Wants to Kill Me)"
53 parts Ongoing
53 parts
Ongoing
Story Description:
Taehyung is a modern-day con artist with a talent for stealing rare, mystical artifacts and selling them for a fortune. His latest target? A mysterious dragon relic rumored to be worth millions. Easy money, right?
Except... the moment he touches it, the artifact glows, cracks open, and suddenly-BOOM! A giant, furious, very naked (hot, daddy, with big dick) dragon alpha appears in the middle of his apartment.
Jungkook, the last Dragon King, has been trapped in stone for a thousand years, waiting for his true love to awaken him and break the ancient curse. But instead of his devoted omega soulmate, he gets... Taehyung.
A scammer. A thief. An absolute menace.
Jungkook: "You are NOT my mate. This is a mistake."
Taehyung: "Damn right! Now be a good ancient lizard and let me go."
Too bad the universe doesn't care.
✔ Enemies-to-Lovers (Jungkook hates him, Taehyung finds it hilarious)
✔ Grumpy Alpha x Chaotic Omega
✔ Modern x Ancient Culture Clash (Jungkook vs. smartphones = disaster)
✔ Accidental Mate Bond + Forced Proximity
✔ Extreme Sexual Tension & Smutty Heat Cycles
✔ A Love Triangle (Kind of? Maybe?)