The Escape Plan

When a threat was brought to their attentions, the rulers of Germa and Whole Cake decide to become allies to make their forces stronger. They arranged a marriage between their children, Pudding and Sanji.
Everyone was ecstatic; the plan was perfect. There was just one tiny problem. Sanji was into men. His father was aware of this, of course, but Pudding chose Sanji specifically, finding him the most attractive. In order for this to work, it had to be him, and nobody else.
So, Sanji tries running away. He's unsuccessful; caught by his brothers just before he could sneak out the gates. They had been expecting him, knowing he'd do anything not to marry her. When Judge found out, he hired a man to keep watch over him. Sanji had to admit he was handsome. His name was Zoro, and he had the body of a god, gorgeous tan skin, and green hair that made his features stand out. He wore three, sword shaped earrings in one ear, matching the three swords he kept close to his side.
Sanji forgets about escaping, focusing on getting to know Zoro more, and only remembers a week before the wedding. He believes himself to be doomed, having no other option but to marry this girl.
Then everything changes when Sanji catches his 'babysitter' looking at his ass as he steps into his tub. It gives him an idea, and hopefully, a new way to escape.