Apocalypse Eire: Muff Vs. Kat

Part One in a new apocalypse piece set in North Ireland.

"I have machetes duck taped to my crutches. Bring on the undead and don't Mess with Kat Fox cause her weapons are ALWAYS at the ready. Zombies Vs Muff? Try Kat Mallory VS. Zombies VS. Muff!

Don't step to this Kat or I will bleeding annihilate ye like! I'll exterminate zombies like a crazy dalek on speed like!

2 weeks alone in hospital waiting for yer skin to grow back, is a strange and slow introduction to the fact your mates are likely eaten by now. Maybe it's a lot of talk cause I feel like I've lost everything and am stranded in Muff, but seriously I use these damn things to walk and run. I don't need to do a lot of talk when most people notice the machetes before they notice me."