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Meowfia: The Great Catnip Caper

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It all starts with a scratch on the door and a purr too innocent to be trusted. When Connor adopts a charming stray tabby, he thinks he's gaining a cuddle buddy, not a criminal mastermind. But beneath Mr. Whiskers' fluffy exterior lurks the ruthless leader of the *Meowfia*, a clandestine organisation that controls the underground pet world with iron claws-and Connor just stumbled into the heart of it.

The stakes are higher than ever as Don Whiskers prepares for his most audacious plot yet: the Great Catnip Caper. His target? The locked vault of the city's largest pet store, which is rumoured to contain the finest pure Peruvian catnip on the black market. His crew? A gang of elite feline burglars, each with their own peculiar talents-from lock-picking Siamese to stealthy alley cats. His problem? Connor, a clueless human who's about to become an unwitting accomplice.

In a city where fur flies and nothing is as it seems, the only thing more dangerous than a secret is a cat who knows how to keep it.All Rights Reserved

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