ErectionMan versus The Ass Scratcher

Meet a superhero unlike any you've encountered before. He's an everyday man with an extraordinary twist: his transformation into a superhero hinges on an unexpected trigger-his arousal. Yet, this unconventional power leaves him bewildered, grappling with the complexities of desire and duty. In one unforgettable moment, he finds himself unable to save a girl in distress simply because he didn't find her attractive enough to warrant an erection.
Join him on a wild ride through chaos and mayhem as he confronts his eccentric archenemy, known only as "the Ass Scratcher." Together, they ignite a whirlwind of absurdity and adventure that challenges not only his newfound abilities but also the very essence of what it means to be a hero. Prepare for a story that redefines the superhero genre with humor, heart, and a touch of the bizarre.