"If you have a opinion about my life, please raise your hand." "The fact that jellyfish have lived for 650 million years without a brain gives me hope for my brothers." "Some people call me crazy. I prefer happy with a twist." "Gray, if you ask me a stupid question, I am legally obligated to say something sarcastic back. It's the law." "There's no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you the first time." "Tip, Thea, maybe if you ate makeup, you'd be pretty on the inside too." "Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything." "It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care."