"First, there's my mom, Nancy, who dotes only on her oldest child, my older brother, Jordan. Next, there's my dad, Stephen, who is overly protective of me, probably to make up for my mom's overwhelming and exclusive pride for my brother. There is my brother, Jordan, a naïve overachiever. He's thirty-five, by the way. Lastly, there's Jaimie, the baby of the family; she's sixteen. And she's also constantly looking for a way to get away from my parents. Oh and there's me, Stacey. We are the Grabowskis."
This story is inspired by the advertisement "Alone on thanksgiving? Mad at your dad?" from Craigslist.