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"What's your name again?"
"Loner Ingrid" I said confidently. 
"You call yourself loner Ingrid?"
"Yea so uncivilized assholes like you don't go behind my back. " 

Its was just one post. One Stupid rant.And what do I get in return for posting it? Almost three million views on My Blog and thousands of new followers.  My blog has become known. They tell me I'm funny,  hilarious,  honest,  but no one knows its me who owns the blog an awkward girl with a laptop to save her life or that's what I thought . I've always been one to live in peoples shadows but now the spotlight is on me.
My name is Ingrid Jones and I'm the heartless blogger. 

(I AM UNMOTIVATED TO CONTINUE, IM WORKING ON BETTERING MY WRITING, sorry)All Rights Reserved

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Makeover by D_A_R_K__13

Rihanna's a quiet, shy kid. From being teased because of her glasses to being bullied. But when her cousins come over for the summer everything changes. Rihanna gets a complete makeover and change of personality and attitude. Once she goes back to school nobody recognized her as the old Rihanna. In fact nobody even cared about the fact that she was gone. They were too busy drooling over this new badass queen of the school. A guy Rihanna had had a crush on for a long time finally begins to notice her, but the new guy in school being and annoying bad jerk also seems to find Rihanna interesting. But Rihanna can't keep herself hidden for long. Will the people in her school find out who she really is? Or will she forever be know as the new cool, bad kid, Rihanna.

The lesbian bad girl by brkengirl_

{Currently being re-written} Lynn Jones is your average nice, sweet, and friendly good girl. She gets A's and nothing less. Aundraya, your typical badass lesbian chick. That's right, she's lesbian. She hates the color pink. Sleeps around with the 'sluts' and 'whores.' She plays around with every single girl. Until she meets Lynn. It was hate at first sight. But will that all change? What if a certain someone tries to tear their relationship apart? Or will that even bring them closer? Find out in the "The Lesbian Bad Girl." A/N I wrote this when I was like 14 and this was my first book lol. so I'm sorry about any grammar mistakes and a messy plot. Read at your own risk 😂

Heartless Heiress ✔️ by RainElectric

Viscious, cruel, cold -- those are just some of the words used to describe Jade Von Kaiser, the sole heiress to the Von Kaiser fortune. Working alongside her father, she has proven to be the only one worthy of the title, and she doesn't care who she steps on to become the very best. The only person who can take her down a notch is Dylan Sharp, a handsome sociopath with a charming smile and a cocky attitude. When Dylan becomes Jade's personal servant, things spiral out of control quickly as power dynamics change, and Jade is left to question everything she's ever known. _________________________________ 'The elevator ride up was silent as Jade seethed quietly, a considerable distance from me. I sighed and snaked my arm around her waist, pulling her close with ease. I bowed my head and brushed my lips against her cheek. "Are you mad at me? I'll make it up to you," I cooed, kissing her neck gently. God, why did I love getting under her skin so damn much? I loved the cute way her eyebrows scrunched when she got mad or the way her freckles seemed to glow when she was embarrassed. "S-stop it," she said not-so-convincingly as she held her palms against my shoulders. I sucked softly on her neck right under her ear while trailing my fingers up her leg, releasing breathless gasps from her. Just as things were about to get good, the elevator dinged, and the doors began to open.' MATURE: Depictions of sex, violence, profanity, abusive/toxic relationships, drugs, and other mature themes.

Kidnapped In My Unicorn Onesie (Under editing) by tepigforlife

"Chilling in my comfy onesie! Chilling, chilling, chilling in my unicorn onesie!" I sang while doing a little dance. Then I heard laughing behind me. "Who goes there?" I said spinning around and doing a ninja pose. Oh my lord! Nosebleed! I am looking at two (hot) guys right now. One was laughing and one was glaring. My eyes narrowed on the one laughing. Is he laughing at me??? "What you laughing at? Huh? Huh? You wanna piece of me? Do ya? Come on I'll take you! I'll beat you're arse!" I said jumping back and fourth on my heels. "Blake you idiot, stop laughing and get her or so help me I will kick you in the throat!" Mr. Grumpy threatened. "Whaaa???" I questioned confuzzled. "Why you so mean to me?" He whined but walked to me anyways. "Shut up, I'll start the van." He growled and left the room. Whoah, someone's on there period. And I am one hundred percent sure it's not me. "Come on, let's go." Blake said picking me up bridal style. "What? No! I don't wanna! I don't wanna!" I yelled thrashing in his arms. "To late" he smirked and placed me in the van. uh-oh. *** Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, Maya Greene, 18 year old girl. She is your bubbly, weird, and as some people may say, very childish kind of girl. But what can you say? She is a child at heart. What will happen after she get kidnapped? Read to find out! Enjoy!

An Everlasting Problem (Phun And Noh AU Fan Fiction) by LittleKittyWasabi

This is a boy x boy fan fiction. Don't like gay love then move on. This isn't the story for you. There will be cursing in this story. If you don't like profanity please move on. Thank you. ============================ Cover by: JaeMi1 ============================ Have you ever met a vampire? No? Ah, lucky you. Vampires are a pain in the ass. Trust me I've met a couple. Thanks to that stupid ass Ohm I was stalked, forced to co-habitat, and pushed into some weird confusing battle going on for a stupid title. Pain in the asses! The biggest issue was the feelings stirring inside me. They're weird and icky. No matter what I do I can't stop them. And they get worse whenever that jerk, Phun, is near me. My heart constricts and my brain gets weird. Can't I just go back to my peaceful life, please? Excerpt: I shuffled my feet, staring down at them, growing far more uncomfortable than I ever wanted to be. I heard a deep chuckle roll from him. My eyes shot up to meet his. I had to swallow down my agitation as his eyes twinkled with amusement. Can you believe it? The bastard found my reactions funny! My face crumbled into a sneer. I slammed my hands on the arms of my chair and pushed myself up. I glared at the bastard, trying my best to make my face as ruthless as I could. The infuriating man chuckled again, his smirk blooming into a full smile. I had to force down whatever feelings was bubbling up. He had an amazing smile. Heart racing and knee melting type of amazing. =============================== This is an AU fan fiction. I do not own the characters portrayed in this story, I merely asked them to dance to a different beat. The characters are created and owned by INDRYTIMES ( twitter: @hedshew) Show her love for these wonderful characters and her amazing story. ===============================

One of the Guys (CubeSMP Fanfiction) by marmar3930

Juliet/Julie AKA NerdGirlMC was your average gamer girl/Youtuber who may I add, has 300,000 subs , who acts like "one of the guys" as she calls it Plays video games, has a tomboy attitude, Youtuber from Wyoming and did I mention loves video games? What happen when she meets a minecraft group called "CubeSMP" by her best friend Sean AKA Grapeapplesauce * CURRENTLY EDITING * *I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 13, ITS HAS LOADS OF MISTAKES, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK *

The Outcast by ihareemnisar

"Will you just shut up" !!!!! I shouted loudly turning towards her ,she was literally getting on my nerves now "Don't you dare shout at me...You brought me into this mess", She shouted equally loudly at me The pitch of her voice was shattering my eardrums and I was on the verge of literally killing her now.She was so tiny yet hell annoying The bulb to the patience area in my mind suddenly got switched off and I abruptly pushed her into the alley wall bringing our faces real close to both our comfort levels "Listen to me you little brat and listen good...My fuckin patience is hanging on a thin thread so if you want your annoying little self to stay alive and might I add in one piece I suggest you shut your filthy shithole" I whispered in her ear lowly making her shiver knowing already that no doubt the shiver came purely from the fear she felt from me and not anything sexual..Good....She should fear me I wasn't the one to be trusted I wasn't the one to be loved I am not a person you should take lightly I am the one you don't want to mess with I am the one you don't want to piss off if you don't want your existence to be utterly painful I am Dominick Slade And I am The Outcast......

Teen Spy by Tigershark14

"I won't take orders from him!" I yell at Bogo. "You have more in common with him than you think." Bogo rolls his eyes. "I don't give a damn!" I yell. "I'm right here." Blondy says. I couldn't help but groan and throw a punch at Blondy. He falls to the ground and wipes the blood from the corner of his mouth. I stomp away furiously. "I'm never going to listen to him." I mutter to myself. *** Hey! The names Annie! I'm seventeen and am a regular teenager that loves school............. HAHAHAHAH. Just kidding! I'm a teen spy that is anything but regular and the only reason I go to school is for sports. I was adopted into the spy business and lost my original team at age fifteen. I haven't teamed up with another team ever since. I convinced my boss to let me do solo missions but he is a little over protective of me. Well, peace out! I got some guys to kill and some shit to blow up! _______ Highest rating: #5 in action (This was created 4 years ago when I was a beginner at writing so sorry if it sucks! My writing is extremely better as of right now)

Abnormal Little Me (Completed) by PetiteLouve

"You actually thought you could get away from me, didn't you, Rishka?" I turned around, shaking. Sadist was standing there, a creepy smile on his face. No, this wasn't real, I was safe. He chuckled coldly. "You really think you have a soul-mate? Be realistic, no one wants you. A broken wolf, soiled by another one. Who would love such a thing? You're still unable to change to your wolf form. Are you even allowed to be call a werewolf? Come back here and maybe I'll be lenient." No, I have a soul-mate. He loves me. He told me. I believe him. "Don't be stupid. If he exists, where is he? You're all alone here. Nobody is coming to save you." **************** When she was growing up, Lyra only had one dream: to see the stars. Now that she is older, she traded it for another one: to die. Even if she was rescued, was she really saved? Scars don't fade easily but her soulmate will make sure she can heal, even if it means not being by her side. Clichés I have broken: √ Main character is special √ Main character's soulmate is the King √ Main character was abused √ Happy ending (Tell me if I forgot something and, damn, I did not expect to be so cliché D: ) Clichés I have NOT broken: √ Main character is rejected by her soulmate √ Main character rejects her soulmate √ Main character gets pregnant √ Main character's soulmate is the "bad boy" or "cruel" type √ "Mine"/ "Mate" he growled. So if you want to read a story without these, you're in the right place! **************** Thanks to Distinctive for the amazing cover! I love it so much (It's my iPod's background) <3 Don't let the number of chapters scare you, they are only about 1000 words each. This is my first story so comments will be much appreciated. Love you all :) Also, if you ever have trouble with the weird names I gave my characters, there is a video of me saying their names in chapter 26. My accent is weird on it, blame that on the fact that I'm French-Canadian :P

The Cubicle (GxG) by JoBlackheart

Note to newcomer: This is a girl loves girl story ~~~~ I was thinking to steal a glance at her, but she already staring at me. I smiled as she mirrored my smile, my heart fluttered when she was coming towards me. The closer she approached me, my heart was beating getting fast. I was grinning like an idiot when I heard her lovely laughter. She slipped in the strand of her hair behind her ear as her face slightly tinted. So am I. She finally broke the silence and asked nicely, "Um... I'm sorry if I'm rude. I saw you were enjoying eating the cheeseburger just now and it looks delicious. May I know where can I get that burger?" "........" ~~~~ It's a simple light-hearted GxG story writing. P.S. No Drama, but mild mature. No specific plot, but write whatever is in my mind RN. I hope you guys enjoy :) Sweet warning: Full of food content and corny or cheesy banter ;) Disclaimer: The photos belong to the owner. First writing completed on 30.11.2021 Edit? Maybe? Or maybe not =) Special thanks to @Nattherartiste masterpice to create a book cover for me!

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Makeover

Rihanna's a quiet, shy kid. From being teased because of her glasses to being bullied. But when her cousins come over for the summer everything changes. Rihanna gets a complete makeover and change of personality and attitude. Once she goes back to school nobody recognized her as the old Rihanna. In fact nobody even cared about the fact that she was gone. They were too busy drooling over this new badass queen of the school. A guy Rihanna had had a crush on for a long time finally begins to notice her, but the new guy in school being and annoying bad jerk also seems to find Rihanna interesting. But Rihanna can't keep herself hidden for long. Will the people in her school find out who she really is? Or will she forever be know as the new cool, bad kid, Rihanna.