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The HeartLess Blogger.

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Parts 6
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"What's your name again?"
"Loner Ingrid" I said confidently. 
"You call yourself loner Ingrid?"
"Yea so uncivilized assholes like you don't go behind my back. " 

Its was just one post. One Stupid rant.And what do I get in return for posting it? Almost three million views on My Blog and thousands of new followers.  My blog has become known. They tell me I'm funny,  hilarious,  honest,  but no one knows its me who owns the blog an awkward girl with a laptop to save her life or that's what I thought . I've always been one to live in peoples shadows but now the spotlight is on me.
My name is Ingrid Jones and I'm the heartless blogger. 

(I AM UNMOTIVATED TO CONTINUE, IM WORKING ON BETTERING MY WRITING, sorry)All Rights Reserved

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